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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:48:33  125552933  
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Анон, помоги сделать 3a задание по английскому, там надо написать про трёх известных русских людей.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:49:37  125553005
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Бампаю вебм
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:50:00  125553036
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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:50:33  125553080
>>125552933 (OP)
Написано же, ten = десять. Иди на хуй.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:52:47  125553256
Менделеев, Ландау, Капица, Попов, Павлов. Это то, что сходу вспомнил.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:53:54  125553342
>>125552933 (OP)
dsdsd
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:53:55  125553344
>>125552933 (OP)
Ленин/сталин/путин
или
Моторола/Гиви/Хирург
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:54:24  125553381
Ленин, Сталин, Хрущев, Брежнев, Андропов, Горбачев, Ельцин, Путин, Медведев, Навальный
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:54:36  125553397
>>125553256
Ну и пиздоболов добавить: Пушкин, Лермонтов, Достоевский
И пару музыкантов: Чайковский, Рахманинов
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:55:13  125553455
>>125553381
Черненко пропустил.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:55:55  125553496
>>125553455
Точно! Я не мог фамилию вспомнить его.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:56:15  125553515
Кобзон/Михалков/Пореченков
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:56:21  125553526
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>>125553397
>>125553381
>>125553344
>>125553080
>>125553256
>>125553455
Тянка сказала сделать, я не ебу что делать.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:56:47  125553557
>>125553526
>Тянка сказала
каблук ебаный
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:57:17  125553587
фу
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:58:06  125553638
>>125553526
Напиши, блядь, про людей, которых перечислили. Или ты их не знаешь?
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:58:56  125553691
>>125553638
Ладно, напишу.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 12:59:34  125553738
1. Yeltsin - Moscow - Raised Russia from the knees
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:02:27  125553929
>>125553557
Как что-то плохое.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:04:54  125554077
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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:06:17  125554160
Или про друзей своих напиши, например:
1. Vova the "Kulyok" - Mukhosransk City - Drank five gallons of antifreeze
2. Seryoga "Koritchneviy" - Mukhosransk City - Got shitted right on the lesson
3. Ivan the "Teared" - MSC - Lost anal virginity on party last week
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:06:21  125554168
>>125553929
Но ведь ТННН
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:07:46  125554275
>>125553738
2. Putin - Moscow - Still raises Russia from the knees
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:08:34  125554334
>>125552933 (OP)
> про трёх известных русских людей
zoi, sky, ##Abu##
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:08:46  125554350
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Maxim Tesak Martsinkevitch - Moscow - Educated revolutioner
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:08:54  125554360
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>>125554168
Ей 14, ты понял да?
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:09:04  125554373
>>125552933 (OP)
Abu - Moscow - The king of 2ch
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:09:51  125554437
>>125554360
а тебе 15? блять с кем я сижу на одной борде %:(%
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:10:23  125554483
>>125554437
А тебе судя по разметке 17?
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:10:25  125554486
>>125554437
Даже с разметкой обосрался
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:11:12  125554531
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>>125554437
Мне 15? Я бородат.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:14:52  125554769
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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:17:13  125554928
Да пошёл ты нахуй, сам свои уроки делай школоёбие.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:18:24  125555001
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>>125554928
Тебе пруфануть паспорт?
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:19:12  125555066
>>125554531
>Я бородат.
Не может сам сделать задание для 7 класса
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:21:02  125555180
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>>125555066
Так я тупой, английский знаю как статистический задрот.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:35:57  125556267
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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:45:19  125556946
>>125552933 (OP)
Ебанись, всем лень.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:46:57  125557075
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Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:51:43  125557426
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, alias Lenin (/ˈlɛnɪn/;[1] Russian: Влади́мир Ильи́ч Улья́нов; Ле́нин,[2] 22 April [O.S. 10 April] 1870 – 21 January 1924), was a Russian communist revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He served as head of government of the Russian Republic from 1917 to 1918, of the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic from 1918 to 1924, and of the Soviet Union from 1922 to 1924. Under his administration, Russia and then the wider Soviet Union became a one-party communist state governed by the Russian Communist Party. Ideologically a Marxist, his political theories are known as Leninism.

Born to a wealthy middle-class family in Simbirsk, Lenin gained an interest in revolutionary socialist politics following his brother's execution in 1887. Expelled from Kazan Imperial University for participating in protests against the Russian Empire's Tsarist regime, he devoted the following years to a law degree. In 1893, he moved to Saint Petersburg and became a senior figure in the Marxist Russian Social Democratic Labour Party (RSDLP). Arrested for sedition and exiled to Shushenskoye for three years, there he married Nadezhda Krupskaya. After his exile, he moved to Western Europe, where he became a prominent party theorist through his publications. In 1903, he took a key role in a RSDLP ideological split, leading the Bolshevik faction against Julius Martov's Mensheviks. Encouraging insurrection during Russia's failed Revolution of 1905, he later campaigned for the First World War to be transformed into a Europe-wide proletarian revolution, which as a Marxist he believed would cause the overthrow of capitalism and its replacement with socialism. After the 1917 February Revolution ousted the Tsar and established a Provisional Government, he returned to Russia to campaign for the new regime's removal by a Bolshevik-led government of the soviets.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:52:15  125557464
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (/ˈpuːtɪn/; Russian: Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин; IPA: [vlɐˈdʲimʲɪr vlɐˈdʲimʲɪrəvʲɪtɕ ˈputʲɪn] ( listen), born 7 October 1952) has been the President of Russia since 7 May 2012, succeeding Dmitry Medvedev. Putin was Prime Minister from 1999 to 2000, President from 2000 to 2008, and again Prime Minister from 2008 to 2012. During his second term as Prime Minister, he was the Chairman of the United Russia Party, the ruling party.

Putin was a KGB officer for 16 years, rising to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel before retiring in 1991 to enter politics in his native Saint Petersburg. He moved to Moscow in 1996 and joined President Boris Yeltsin's administration, rising quickly through the ranks and becoming Acting President on 31 December 1999, when Yeltsin resigned. Putin won the subsequent 2000 presidential election by a 52% to 30% margin, thus avoiding a runoff with his Communist Party opponent, Gennady Zyuganov.[2] He was reelected President in 2004 with 72% of the vote.

Because of constitutionally mandated term limits, Putin was ineligible to run for a third consecutive presidential term in 2008. The 2008 presidential election was won by Dmitry Medvedev, who appointed Putin Prime Minister, beginning a period of so-called "tandemocracy".[3] In September 2011, after presidential terms were extended from four to six years,[4] Putin announced he would seek a third term as president. He won the March 2012 presidential election with 64% of the vote, a result which aligned with pre-election polling.[5] Opposition groups accused Putin and his United Russia party of fraud.[6][7]
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 13:52:37  125557483
Jesus (/ˈdʒiːzəs/ jee-zuss Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; c. 4 BC to AD 30–33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ,[e] is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God. Christians believe Jesus is the awaited Messiah (or Christ, the Anointed One) of the Old Testament.[12]

Virtually all modern scholars of antiquity agree that Jesus existed historically,[f] and they consider the Synoptic Gospels (Matthew, Mark and Luke) to be the best sources for investigating the historical Jesus.[19][20][21][22] Most scholars agree that Jesus was a Galilean, Jewish rabbi[23] who preached his message orally,[24] was baptized by John the Baptist, and was crucified by the order of the Roman Prefect Pontius Pilate.[25] In the current mainstream view, Jesus was an apocalyptic preacher and the founder of a renewal movement within Judaism, although some prominent scholars argue that he was not apocalyptic.[20][26] After Jesus' death, his followers believed he was resurrected, and the community they formed eventually became the Christian Church.[27] The most common calendar era, abbreviated as "AD" from the Latin "Anno Domini" ("in the year of our Lord") or sometimes as "CE", is based on the birth of Jesus. His birth is celebrated annually on December 25 (or various dates in January for some eastern churches) as a holiday known as Christmas.
Аноним 05/05/16 Чтв 14:01:24  125558203
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